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11 May 09
I can’t believe you’re moving to Chicago.

I can’t believe you’re moving to Chicago.

Posted: 10:00 PM

she's gonna make it after all.

  • *phone rings*
  • Me: Good afternoon.
  • Upper Management: Hi. What's your name?
  • Me: Colin.
  • Upper Management: Where did you come from? I mean, besides your mother.
  • Me: Well, that makes this a shorter story...
  • Upper Management: Where did we get you?
  • Me: An agency. Clarity.
  • Upper Management: Oh, I know them. I like them. Well, I hear you're quite good. What's your story? Are you looking for a permanent position?
  • *another call comes through*
  • Me: Yes, actually, hold on one second. I just have to...*switches over to other line* Hello?
  • Recession: What about me?!
  • Me: Get lost, you old potato, I'm getting yet another job offer. *switches back to Upper Management* Hi, sorry about that, where were we?
6 May 09

it’s like how “dark side of the moon” lines up so perfectly with the wizard of oz. but it’s only four minutes, so you don’t have to spend all that time getting high and debating whether or not it really works and then falling asleep before dorothy ever grabs that pail of water and aims for the witch.

Posted: 9:04 PM
“ you feel restless. change is just around the corner.
— the fortune cookie i just opened.
Posted: 9:01 PM
i do too. but then i have that moment when i realize i’m getting drunk with my parents.

i do too. but then i have that moment when i realize i’m getting drunk with my parents.

Posted: 8:59 PM
if i only a brought a camera (entirely NSFW, unless you work at home.)
Posted: 8:48 PM

the beginning of a long and lasting love affair.

i think the (portuguese?) subtitles only add character.

Posted: 8:43 PM
remember that time i went to australia?

remember that time i went to australia?

Posted: 8:36 PM
“ life is a daring adventure or nothing at all.
— helen keller (i know, right?)
Posted: 8:35 PM

eardrums.

i don’t think it’s possible to not look like your five year old self when you’re standing on the A train platform, jamming your index fingers into your ear holes as an uptown train noisily approaches (but woefully, not the downtown train, yet.) no one’s going to take you seriously, no matter how much that suit cost.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh